How is your daintiness?

Dan says:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Sa-NAXwzFm8/Skqfcot0DGI/AAAAAAAAAsw/9S-TtrM62vA/s1600-h/952589017_ada5b6da70_o.jpg

Dan says:

hows your daintiness?

Amanda @ work says:

prolly no good. lol.

Amanda @ work says:

Ewwww

Amanda @ work says:

I just read it. My daintiness is fine.

Dan says:

heh good

Amanda @ work says:

No greasy aftereffect… That is so upsetting. Why would there be a greasy aftereffect? I might throw up lol.

Dan says:

thanks lysol!

Amanda @ work says:

I have just the right amount of feminine germs thanks.

My cat is nice. I swear!

Originally Posted: January 17, 2008 

Dan says:

stop sticking up for that cat

Amanda says:

I refuse.

Dan says:

its always been evil since your sister hugged the nice out of it

Amanda says:

ROFL

Dan plays PVP

Originally Posted: January 10, 2008

Dan says:

i dont have any pvp gear

Amanda  says:

Aren’t you on a pvp server

Dan says:

ya

Dan says:

pvp server means ppl stab u in cities and stuff

Dan says:

doesnt mean u have to do battlegrounds for gear

Amanda  says:

I know but I figured you lamers would be all like let’s gank for gear because we know how to pvp so it’s easy.

Dan says:

killing people outside of battlegrounds isnt for honor

Dan says:

its for satisfaction

Dan says:

you dont get that much honor for camping some guy

Amanda  says:

Yeah, duh. that’s why you go to BGs lol

Dan says:

battlegrounds hundreds of people are dying at your feet and it gives more honor

Amanda  says:

lol. I am in a pvp guild on a pve server.

Dan says:

since they introduced battlegroudns and arenas theres no big diff now

Dan says:

its annoyin to get killed when ur levelin

Amanda  says:

yeah. I pretty much hate it. The highest I could get on a pvp server was 32 then I rage quit it’s face.

Dan says:

ahh STV right

Amanda  says:

Plus, everyone on Akama is an asshole

Dan says:

you have to be better and pwn them first

Dan says:

but then they switch to their main characters and come after you

Dan says:

I never do that cuz im not a lil baby

Amanda  says:

Well, I was at that post in 1000 needles one day and a fucking NE rogue kept killing me. I couldn’t even get 5 feet after spawning. It took me 20 minutes to get off the post and I was on my way to effing RFK. My group was QQing like mad. I rage quit that server so hard.

Dan says:

hehe pwned

Amanda  says:

lol. I hate you.

Dan says:

IT WAS ME

Amanda  says:

I would cancel our friendship IRL.

Dan says:

you would reactivate it

Amanda  says:

Nope. Not unless you applied for an account renewal.

Dan says:

if you sharded our friendship I might be mad

Dan says:

but a GM can restore that

Amanda  says:

There are no GMs in RL. Just like there is no respawn.

 

Dan’s Mullet

Originally Posted: November 21, 2007

Dan says:

howdy partyner

Dan says:

partner

Amanda says:

lol. You should grow a mullet dude.

Dan says:

negative.

Amanda says:

Meh. a girl can try.

Dan says:

your mom did and succeeded

Amanda says:

rofl. She doesn’t have a mullet anymore.

Dan says:

ya but she still has the glory

Amanda says:

lol. I had a killer mullet in the 80’s.

Dan says:

I saw in your school pics

Dan says:

I thought you were cool cuz I like macgyver

 

Dan is so wrong. But still so right…?

Originally Posted; November 19, 2007

Dan says:

ahh headache

Dan says:

I need a sangwich

Amanda says:

From MACDonalds

Dan says:

i probably wont goto micky ds

Dan says:

maybe get a slice of pizza

Dan says:

i cant go at 12 though

Amanda says:

That sounds ok. Deb is addicted to Swiss Chalet lately so that is all we eat now. -_-

Dan says:

too many kids from the highschool occupy everythign around here at 12

Dan says:

15min and i can go

Dan says:

there is much worse things to be addicted to!

Dan says:

i would love be be drinkin some dip all day

Amanda says:

lol. Gross. I like the perogies.

Dan says:

somebody stole my pen friday night or saturday

Amanda says:

Was it a space pen that writes upside down

Dan says:

thats not possible

Amanda says:

I am addicted to Fall Out Boy.

Dan says:

i have their new album

Amanda says:

So does Tina. I copied it. I am a pirate. Argh.

Dan says:

avast!

Amanda says:

I’ll make ye walk the plank for purchasing music!

Dan says:

man the long boats

Dan says:

ya scurvy dog

Amanda says:

I don’t think it would be very fun to be a pirate in real life.

Amanda says:

Unless they brought wenches on the boats or screwed mermaids.

Dan says:

dont think there was wenches on board

Dan says:

they’d get raped to hell by everyone

Amanda says:

Yeah. I don’t think pirates count to 3.

Dan says:

they only count to 1 cuz of the hook

Amanda says:

lol. Sick.

Dan says:

you know you wanna be hooked

Amanda says:

Would you rather have a wooden leg or a hook hand.

Dan says:

or go on a peg ride

Amanda says:

SICK.

Dan says:

wooden leg duh

Dan says:

they have fancy space legs now

Dan says:

I could be in olympics still

Amanda says:

Like Lt. Dan

Dan says:

note I said still

Amanda says:

lol. What Olympic sport are you currently a part of

Dan says:

mustache rides

Amanda says:

Have you won any medals

Dan says:

its an endurance event

Dan says:

lets just say gold medals arent the only thing im being showered in

Dan says:

I dont know what that means but its disgusting

Dan says:

lunch time

Amanda says:

You are so gross man. lol. Enjoy your lunch.

 

My shirtless hero

Oringinally Posted: November 7, 2007

Dan says (10:02 AM):

i made a paladin named Shirtless last night and im leveling him with no shoulders/chest

Amanda says (10:02 AM):

You know that you’re my hero right?

Dan says (10:04 AM):

my guild name is Hero

Dan says (10:05 AM):

so it says Shirtless Hero above my head

 

Beef barley soup is deadly.

Originally Posted: September 5, 2007

Josh: Amanda Van Mierlo
Amanda: How are you Mr. Read?
Josh: Doing just fine, going to work YET AGAIN pretty soon so I just put some clothes in the washer and now I’m living life on the computer
Amanda: I am at home because I am sick. Maybe I got the cooties in Maryland!
Josh: That’s a distinct and very real possibility.
Amanda: I would suggest that you stay away from maryland then sir!
Josh: I would seek immediate medical attention if I were in your situation.
Amanda: You are so smart Josh.
Amanda: I am eating beef barley soup though. Should I finish that first?
Josh: Well, you know..
Josh: No.
Josh: That will make it worse.
Josh: It’s science.
Amanda: OH NO!
Amanda: I should stop immediately.
Josh: Well, yeah. I mean, I personally would if I were in your situation.
Amanda: Thank goodness I had you here to stop me Josh. You could just have saved my life!
Josh: You deserve it.
Amanda: Thank you. I am blushing!
Josh: Nice.
Josh: Besides, the when beef and barley mix, it’s been known to have DEATHLY consequences.
Amanda: How can they let stores sell this poison?
Josh: Campells set up an ultra-secret merger with Al-Queda and the top news network in Canada, CBC. Now they’ve got people thinking that it’s actually GOOD.
Amanda: And Americans aren’t trying to stop it?
Josh: MOST OF THEM DON’T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT!
Josh: And therein lies the problem.
Josh: I think me and only the most elite in the CIA know about it.
Josh: I actually learned about it that one time I snuck into the CIA; I don’t know if you remember that or not, but yeah, the was their most secret file there.
Amanda: I am so glad that you are my friend Josh.
Amanda: Did you discover any other information that could save my life?
Josh: Well, the paws in cats actually contain a vaccine for many diseases, so next time one bites you, let it.
Josh: And keep it a secret for the love of all that is holy.
Amanda: I shall!
Josh: Awesome.
Amanda: I am so glad that my cat loves to bite me. Maybe it is because she doesn’t want to see harm come to me.
Josh: Because I’m considered and care for your life Amanda, I want the BEST for you.
Josh: Exactly.
Amanda: Thank you Josh. You truly are an incredible person.
Josh: As are you Amanda, as are you.
Amanda: Josh, I have to tell you something. I was really tired when I got dressed and forgot to put on underwear and my pants keep giving me a wedgie. It is so uncomfortable.
Josh: You have a serious problem on your hands.
Josh: I’m going to be honest, you must have been 95% asleep to forget underwear.
Amanda: I agree. I am sick also. That might have contributed to my current state.
Josh: Oh it did.
Amanda: Good. I was starting to think that I should get more sleep.
Josh: Well I’d say that in addition to wearing underwear, you should also sleep for 1-2 hours longer.
Amanda: Thank you. I will do so.

 

Josh does not like Tim Horton.

Originally Posted: August 3, 2007

 

[11:28] Josh: AMANDA
[11:29] Amanda: Joshua, girl, I am trying to write a new about me section for myspace and I dunno what to say abou some of my friends. I am perplexed.
[11:29] Josh: You have a classic case of writer’s block. I get it all the time.
[11:29] Amanda: How do you overcome it?
[11:30] Josh: Well there’s some homebrewed remedy, but that requires the killing of two kittens, so that’s not going to happen.
[11:31] Amanda: NO WAY
[11:31] Josh: Yes.
[11:31] Josh: The medical treatment requires many needles, and, if you’re like me, you want to avoid ever getting more than 0 shots.
[11:32] Amanda: I am like you! Wow, we’re so awesome. Are there any herbal remedies?
[11:32] Josh: Yeah, basil.
[11:33] Amanda: Do I just eat it?
[11:33] Josh: Yeah, just put it on some chicken or something.
[11:33] Amanda: That sounds too delicious to be helpful!
[11:33] Josh: That’s how some things are, like me.
[11:36] Josh: The point is, life is good right now.
[11:36] Amanda: I have to agree fully.
[11:37] Josh: So where are you at presently
[11:37] Amanda: i am at work. and I am happy. And my breath is bad cause I had an iced cappucino.
[11:38] Josh: Cool.
[11:38] Josh: You still work at the library right
[11:38] Amanda: Indeed I do sir.
[11:38] Amanda: Indeed I do.
[11:39] Josh: SWEET.
[11:39] Amanda: I KNOW!
[11:40] Amanda: Do you still work at the rehibilitation centre for ex-gangstas and their families?
[11:40] Josh: Yeah, they don’t seem to understand me. Thinking back, though, maybe it is I who no longer understands them.
[11:41] Amanda: Hmmm… How introspective.
[11:41] Josh: I approached a self-realization point in my life.
[11:41] Amanda: I approached a Tim Horton’s today and bought a cookie.
[11:42] Josh: I like your sentence a lot better.
[11:42] Josh: Except the Tim Hortons part, because I don’t like him.
[11:44] Amanda: That is illogical. You never met the bloke.
[11:44] Josh: I’ve heard rumors.
[11:44] Amanda: oh.
[11:44] Josh: yea.
[11:45] Amanda: Was he mean?
[11:45] Josh: It wasn’t so much that he was mean, but he was SO RUDE.
[11:47] Amanda: Did he not hold open doors for little old ladies?
[11:47] Josh: Nope. he never held the doors open for anyone.
[11:47] Josh: When passers-by dropped something on the ground he just looked at it and walked away with ever the slightest smirk.
[11:48] Amanda: What a horrible person!
[11:48] Josh: Well, now you know.
[11:48] Josh: That is why I don’t like Tim Horton and refuse to support his “Coffee Shop.”
[11:49] Amanda: Sounds more like a “Nazi Shop” now that I have the facts!
[11:49] Josh: Exactly.
[11:50] Amanda: Josh, thank you for once again enlightening me. I feel so niave about the horros of the world around me.
[11:50] Josh: I wish I didn’t know about them but that’s life.
[11:50] Amanda: I am glad that we have someone with your skills looking out for our well being Mr. Read.
[11:51] Josh: Well thank you, Amanda Lynn Van Mierlo.
[11:51] Amanda: Your selfless acts to promote kindness and understand amongst the people of the world are an inspiration to us all my friend.
[11:52] Amanda: *understanding
[11:52] Josh: Again, thank you. I just feel like people deserve to know certain things, even if it means me finding out about them first hand.
[11:53] Amanda: Josh Read. On the scene!
[11:54] Josh: Yes, call me an investigative reporter.
[11:55] Amanda: I would prefer the term super hero.
[11:55] Josh: Wow, talk about a compliment. You are one classy lady.
[11:56] Amanda: Maybe I could date Ron Burgundy.
[11:57] Josh: It’s possible.
[11:57] Josh: Well Amanda I gotta go, I’m going to enjoy a nice lunch out with my parents.
[11:57] Josh: I had a great time talking to you, as always, and I’ll talk to you later!

Tommy’s job is a video game

Originally Posted: May 15, 2007

Tommy says (3:06 PM):

Working is funny.

Amanda says (3:06 PM):

sometimes.

Tommy says (3:07 PM):

I like to view it as a video game! Everything in life is funnier if you pretend it is a video game.

Like, everytime a new helpdesk request comes in, it is a quest! Sometimes I have to battle evil viruses, sometimes I have to find a quest item and loot it, sometimes I have to do other miscellaneous tasks, like solve puzzles!

Amanda says (3:07 PM):

If my job were a video game, it would be pong.

Tommy says (3:08 PM):

Pong is pretty sweet.

Amanda says (3:08 PM):

Not when you play it 35 hours a week for 4 years lol.

I want a job with quests and instances.

Tommy says (3:08 PM):

I don’t have any instances in my job

Tommy says (3:09 PM):

Or at least, not usually.

Amanda says (3:09 PM):

Hmmm The hot chick is like a pit boss that you have to sex to defeat. If you could get a date with her, that could be like running an instance.

Tommy says (3:10 PM):

That’s WAY over my level, though.

Amanda says (3:12 PM):

Well, it might be a red quest now but if you either get a really good group with some higher levels or just do some smaller quests to gain xp, I think you can do it.

Tommy says (3:30 PM):

I don’t know any higher levels that will group with me

Amanda says (3:30 PM):

Hmm You need to make a guild.

Tommy says (3:30 PM):

Okay!

Amanda says (3:31 PM):

What will you call your guild?

Tommy says (3:32 PM):

Hmmmm

How about “Only Hot Chicks (and Tommy)”?

Amanda says (3:33 PM):

I dunno if hot chicks will want to join a guild whose purpose is to find a way for you to trick hot chicks into having sex with you.

Tommy says (3:33 PM):

I think they’ll be all over that shit.

Amanda says (3:34 PM):

What will your tabard look like?

Tommy says (3:34 PM):

It will just have silhouettes of hot girls all over it!

 

Only on the Internet…

Some person that I don’t know just sent me the following message on AIM’s messenger service:

“I hereby solicit Internet Sex.”